somewherebetweenrageand-serenity:

little favorite deadpool film moments:

- wade wearing a RENT shirt at one point, implying that he likes broadway enough to buy merch.

- he has the action figure for the other deadpool

- “you think ryan reynolds made it this far because of his acting methods?”

- “where the FUCK is FRANCIS” - screamed like 9 different times in at least 2 languages

- he kissed the pizza boy as an intimidation tactic.

- OH SHITBISCUITS

- the entirety of the post-credits scene

- careless whisper

- the ‘who has the worst life’ riffs he does with vanessa

allergymoose:

Ok so one of the things I absolutely loved about Deadpool, is that both Angel and Negasonic Teenage Warhead weren’t skinny, tall women like you usually see. They’re both thicker women who were fucking badass people. Angel kicked the shit out of Colossus and Negasonic blasted the shit out of stuff and helped Deapool. She’s a teenager (as her name points out) for Christ’s sake! I just really like that. It makes me feel better about my body and how thick I am and that I could be badass even though I’m not tall and skinny.

o0apple0o:

my biggest dream is to calm down

(via humorking)

thebootydiaries:

audrey-the-tomcat:

thebootydiaries:

i skip the letter b when reciting the alphabet because i respect bees and just want them 2 be happy 

It took me a moment

can u please explain it to me cause i have no idea what this means or what i was thinking

(via fag)